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lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

(Source: s-gellar, via the-internet-is-my-bitch)

urtotallynotpunkrock:

things i like:

  • reading
  • learning

things i do not like:

  • reading for a grade
  • learning for a grade

so basically school ruins my motivation for things

(via teapenny)

cistro:

Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?

(via teapenny)

Me when I play video games Me: Fucking die already
Me: I swear to jesus if I die one more time
Me: I'M GONNA KILL A MAN I FUCKING DIED AGAIN
Me: Oh shit hottie alert
Me: Move bitch, get out the way
Me: *high pitched screaming*
Me: Load already
Me: uNACCEPTABLE
Me: I'm fucking done. Done. Done with everything.
Me: *turns off console*
Me:
Me: *turns console back on*
Me: God fucking dammit.

tessaviolet:

w.h.a.t.

Lmfao nana~~~~

(Source: b-bumb)

brickiewang:

broderrickstrider:

make this go fucking viral

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

(via teapenny)

Bromeo, oh Bromeo
I love you.. No homeo
— Every Bro Ever  (via ronsweasleys)

(Source: frecklesandstitches, via hopelesswanderlustings)

me: watching tv show
me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat

(Source: mugenstyle, via chrxscaoo)