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alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(via teapenny)

aonomiki:

Your friends are allowed to have friends who are not you. They are even allowed to be better friends with them than they are you.

Your friends are not your possessions, you don’t get to dictate who they can and can’t talk to.

If you think you can, you might just be a problem.

(via teapenny)

londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

(via sugoipanda)

wanderocket:

shippery:

I DONT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO WEAR THEIR SHOES IN THEIR HOUSE

AND PEOPLE WHO DON’T TAKE THEIR SHOES OFF DIRECTLY WHEN THEY ENTER THE HOUSE

I WEAR MY SHOES BECAUSE I DONT HAVE CARPET FLOORS.

(via ulzzzang)

thenaebyrd777:

shadowstep-of-bast:

imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along

and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused

this is so important to me

(via avatarsarah)