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me: is this some kind of sick joke
Last night/this morning

Wow. So it started out with me and chanthai going to pick up my mom and her friend from the airport and little did we know, we were in for a long road trip. Directly after she gets in the car she asked us if we’ve eaten yet and we didn’t so she says “hey let’s go out for some phó and chanthai and I were like uh…. Okay… Now after we finish eating she says that WE’RE going to the casino tonight. Apparently I was included in the “we’re” so me being the idiot I am just asked of she was taking my car and she said duhhh. Now after I took chanthai home, she started driving. I slowly realized that she wasn’t taking me home and then figured out what was happening and so the 3 hour drive to the casino begins. The worst part of this is that she almost wrecked my car like 3 times. I had to stop her and tell her to let me drive.we got here at like 3am and it’s currently 7:06 am I guess the best part is the free breakfast at this hotel I’m in.

(Source: babyghosts, via oops-oh-well)

officialunitedstates:

introverts:  sit quietly in corner reading good book and drinking tea

extroverts:  throw water balloons at old man, sing too loudly, eat all the jello

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idratherbeinsamoa:

cakefat:

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sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

Awww

CRYING

I can’t wait to have my own place so I can rescue babies

(Source: frozensecond, via disazns0flyx26)